Trading insider information on the stock market, politics, court hearings, and death threats are common in his everyday life. But Faisal says he has an even bigger problem nowadays – food that taste bad. “Sometimes bullets taste way better,” says the crazed manic with bloodshot eyes. While there are no laws against bad-tasting food, he believes gourmet justice is a dish best served with a rain of bullets. Sadly for us, that’s illegal, so he designed this website instead.